Why did I have kids?!

To do chores, of course!
Here is 2 year old Jonathan taking out his own dirty diapers! Atta boy!

They can shovel the sidewalks,

keep the vehicles in top condition,

wash the windows,

and cars,

vacuum the floors,

(even if the vacuum cleaner is a very complicated machine!)

use the "magic wand" to dust (ahem, under the car seats?!)

wash the car again,

mop the floor,

cook dinner,

scrub the floor,

unload the dishwasher,

and clean the shower!

Why did I have kids? Because there is a lot of work to get done around here! That's why!